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Red said yesterday he wanted to get down and do some real talk. I said okay but I was nervous as hell. “Let me ask you,” he went. “Are you losing your hearing or is it that you just can’t pay attention?” I sadly had to admit that I couldn’t pay attention.   This morning it looked like no one was around so I took a chance and took my Diet Dr Pepper to the front of Parkview Place to smoke and listen to the Cure. First someone came digging through the ashtrays. I had to think, ask and it shall be given unto you. When they left someone else came right out and asked me to roll one. It wasn’t such a big deal. What lyric was that?   But how long will this voice last? And how long will the Cure last? Matthew Freeman has been writing about his recovery from a dual diagnosis and his time spent at Parkview Place for longer than he would care to remember. His eighth book, Dopamine and the Devil , is soon to be published by Coffeetown Press. He holds an MFA from the University of Missouri-Saint Louis.

As the first tentacle rose out of the murky brown water of the bay and wrapped itself around the stage of the Jones Beach Amphitheater, Angie DelVecchio was vividly imagining the death of her boyfriend, Alan, by way of strangulation. Her eyes twinkled, both from the nuclear glow of the creature’s throbbing flesh and from her delight in the image of Alan’s windpipe collapsing under her perfectly manicured hands. Coincidentally, her cousin Bobby was also imagining the death of his boyfriend (he had just decided that he was, really, his boyfriend) Paul, but a gentle, sentimental, dying in his sleep after a long life together kind of death. Paul was wondering what Bobby would do if he reached over and held Bobby’s hand. Alan was imagining someone breaking into his car in the stadium parking lot. All of them, and most of the rest of the audience at the Rowdi Krowd “Greatest Hits Toür 1999” concert, figured the monster was another elaborate element of the stage show, a fitting follow-up  to the fireworks. It wasn’t until the third tentacle snapped the spine of drummer Dru Blud that the cheers turned to screams. # No one would ever say that Angie didn’t work hard, just that she didn’t work hard at the right things. She a woman who everyone still thought of as a girl - a woman who didn’t just have perfect hair and makeup, but who knew the subtle difference between makeup for the club, for the office, and for mass; and a girl who knew what she shouldn’t wear to the office or to mass but wore it anyway and got away with it. She was a woman who was well-liked, professional, and efficient as the weekday secretary at the Clean Teeth Club Dentistry office, but she was also a girl who was so efficient at her job that she could spend seemingly half the day flipping through all the gossip rags and lifestyle magazines delivered to the waiting room and the other half on her elaborate schemes to win every and any radio call-in contest in the tri-state area. What Angie loved most, more than she loved any of her romantic conquests, maybe even more than she loved her favorite cousin Bobby, was winning things she didn’t need and didn’t  want. About a year before she met Alan, a year before Rowdi Krowd announced on TRL that they would be making one last North American tour (they had no idea how final it would be), she had called into one of those radio contests on a whim and won two VIP tickets to see the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff Live at Madison Square Garden. Some wire crossed in her brain that day, and there was no going back. While Angie’s boss, Dr. Baumgartner, regularly encouraged her to sign up for this professional development class or that at the local branch of Nassau Community College (he really saw the potential in her), Angie blew a few months of savings that might have gone towards tuition on filling one of the drawers of the reception desk at the Clean Teeth Club with ten little phones, the ones the cops and drug dealers called burners, the ones you could top up with calling cards from the 7-11 without even registering an account. Each one was loaded up with all the local stations on speed dial and just enough prepaid minutes to do her business. When she settled in every morning with her coffee, she would arrange them out on her desk and begin the routine. She knew when every talk show had its call-ins, and she would rotate around the radio dial all morning. She could call in on all ten phones at once by devoting one finger to each phone. She began to win often enough to become a bit of a local celebrity and to inspire several of the radio hosts to consult with their legal departments about whether there was some way they could block her from entering every damn contest. There wasn’t, and Angie racked up a prize list of makeovers, appliances, and shopping sprees. More than anything she enjoyed the concert tickets. She had seen Yes, The Spice Girls, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, and even the New York Philharmonic with her winnings. The latter had been a real red letter affair - she used one of her shopping spree prizes to buy herself a little black dress as well as a beautiful silk shirt for Bobby, and they had made a whole day of trekking into the city  to Carnegie Hall. They drank martinis at a wood-paneled bar on Park Avenue after the show, and Angie told Bobby she felt like Audrey Hepburn. He told her he felt like George Michael in his red silk shirt, and while she knew what that meant, she didn’t say anything about it. Angie was also a girl (or woman) who made all her ex-boyfriends miserable in a tangible, hormonal way that made them want to punch a wall or kick a door (and many did). She was a girl who laughed over one-dollar margaritas with her girlfriends when one of them told her how Al Maggio came into the Broadway Diner looking like shit after she had dumped him for his cousin. And there had been an endless leapfrog from this cousin to that friend to that old teammate from the varsity days until she had run through most of the eligible bachelors off the Hicksville stop of the Long Island Railroad. Angie’s mother, a devout Catholic, breathed a sigh of relief when things had  seemed to stick with Alan, despite him being older, in spite of him being Irish, in spite of him being a divorcé, in spite of him robbing her of that long-held fantasy of the white wedding officiated by Father Bart, who had also baptized Angie, heard her first confession, placed that first Eucharist on her tongue, and confirmed her with the saint’s name of Catherine only a decade before. Even the way that Angie met Alan, or rather the way she told the story, twisted him right into her well-cultivated smokescreen of misguided achievement and emotional terrorism. In Angie’s telling, she had gone with the margarita girlfriends into the city just to dance, just for a girl’s night, and she couldn’t help but lock eyes with Alan across the smokey crowd. In truth, the whole thing had been as calculated as Babe Ruth calling out his home run against the Cubs in 1932. She knew that her latest ex, Mike, would be there for his cousin Moe’s birthday, and she bought a brand new red leather miniskirt to stick a finger in his wound. She didn’t even take out  money from the ATM  for the train fare and that first drink. She was so determined to have another man pay her way in front of sad, boring Mike that she didn’t want to jinx it by carrying too much cash. She would later tell everyone that she knew that it was meant to be because Billy Joel’s “I Don’t Want to Be Alone Anymore” was playing as Alan crossed the room to speak to her. In fact, it was “Are You Jimmy Ray?”  “Are you dangerous?” asked the chorus  of the soon-to-be-forgotten song. Angie always felt dangerous. Anyone with a pulse would have been enough to make Mike jealous, but to her delight, Alan was something special. He was a solid six feet, dressed in the uniform of a Wall Street day trader: a limp, sweat-stained Winchester shirt, black pants that were half a size too small from too many rushed lunches of dollar slices, and that rose to reveal the cheap leather shoes he’d paid a man a dollar to shine on his lunch break, the real gold cufflinks he had saved for two months to buy, his blonde hair slicked back with half a bottle of LA Looks, the alcoholic sting of Aqua Velva on the nape of his neck. To a Manhattan girl, he looked like any other schmuck walking into the club off of Spring Street, imitating men with more money and less sense. To Angie (and more importantly, to Mike) he looked like a man of means. He bought her a vodka cranberry, and then another, and he even paid for the top shelf. To the surprise of all her girlfriends, she was too captivated by this new conquest to notice a bouncer ousting Mike after he threw an empty Heineken bottle at a wall. She gave Alan her number, her real number, the one for the phone she actually carried, the one with the phone bill that came to her parent’s house on Boblee Lane. He called her the next morning. It was love. Or something. With the arrival of Alan in Angie’s life, Bobby was ousted from the concert-going roster, which he resented but understood. Bobby had his own shit going on, anyway. He was finally making some headway as a heel in the Long Island wrestling circuit as Bubba Bash. He was bringing home enough cash from his fights to think about quitting his day job at the body shop, and a promoter in the city had called him up to some fights in Brooklyn and the Bronx, where he could fill in for an old-timer who wanted more time with his family and his remaining vertebrae. It was at one of these shows that he met Paul. Six months later, Bobby was still having trouble saying what Paul was. At the wrestling matches, Paul was a fan. At the dive bar downstairs from Paul’s Chelsea apartment, he was a friend. Upstairs in that apartment, Paul was his lover. Paul understood the rules of the kayfabe as well as he understood that some people weren’t lucky enough to have parents who had seen Philadelphia  and thought it was about time that people talked about these things. Paul could be all these people at once in the same way that Bobby could be the brute in the ring who broke Chet Beef’s nose, the Yankees fan who couldn’t stop complaining about Steinbrenner over their beers, and the great kisser on Paul’s lumpy, curb alert couch all in one night. But as accommodating as Paul could be, Bobby knew that he needed to figure it out soon. Missing out on tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers was the least of his worries. # The only Rowdi Krowd song that Angie could name was their iconic hit, “Grind On Ur Love,” but she called into the 8 AM morning zoo show on Hot 97 and then again to the 9 AM show on Z100 all the same until she won not two but four VIP seats to their tour blow out at Jones Beach. She liked Jones Beach, with or without a concert. She had fond memories of sneaking out of the house in a cocktail napkin of a bikini that would have made her mother scream and crisping herself golden on the sand every summer. She fantasized about what she would wear and how she would do her hair all morning, and she called up Bobby on her lunch break to offer him two of the tickets. “You should bring someone,” she said. “I never see you with anyone.” “You know how it is,” he replied. She told him he should at least call up a friend, maybe one of the guys from the wrestling circuit. Bobby said he’d think of someone. There had been a time when Angie would have invited one of the margarita girlfriends - all of them were a little bit in love with Bobby, who was polite and handsome and strong and never drank too much unless the Yankees were down, but while Angie was self-obsessed, she wasn’t oblivious. They made plans to meet in the parking lot of the amphitheater with enough time to tailgate before the show. She called Alan and told her to pick her up at five. Bobby met Paul at the Freeport station of the Long Island Railroad, and together they picked up a six-pack and rode the N88 bus to the last stop along the line. As they walked around the curve of the bay to the amphitheater, Bobby felt like the whole world was glowing around him, like there was some cosmic hum in his chest that he couldn’t deny. He would realize later as an EMT handed out doses of iodine to the survivors huddled around the police barracks that only some of this feeling was his love for Paul - the rest was the radiation vibrating off of the mutant thing that had crawled up from the sea floor and into the bay after a long-lost Cold War submarine had finally rusted out its hull and disturbed everything within a twenty-mile radius with the ooze of human ingenuity.  The creature wanted to die in peace, and the shielded waters of the bay were warmer and calmer than its home in the deep ocean. It felt - as much as it could feel or understand anything with its gelatinous nervous system - a sense of awe at seeing the glow of the sun through the shallow water for the first time in its hundreds, maybe thousand years of life. The light sparkled along the surface of the water, and Bobby was awestruck too. He felt like his intestines might burst out of his body and wrap themselves around every inch of Paul. He knew that even if they hadn’t said it, Paul was his boyfriend. Paul felt the same. They met Angie and Alan at Alan’s Porsche. Alan could barely afford the monthly payments, and he winced as Angie hopped onto the hood and posed like the girl in the video for “Grind On Ur Luv” as a group of nearby tailgaters blasted the song. He winced again as she launched herself from the hood and swung her arms over Bobby’s shoulder, smearing his right cheek with cherry red lipstick.  “This is Bobby, you know how I talk about Bobby,” she said as she fished a beer can out of the plastic bag hanging off of Bobby’s wrist and sprayed foam all over the car. “And who’s this?” she asked as she noticed Paul. “I’m Paul,” he said and held out his hand to shake. Instead, Angie handed him the open can and smeared her lips across his right cheek too, planting her waxy, indirect kiss between his body and Bobby’s. All three men blushed.  “Oh, don’t be like that,” she said. She passed another can to Alan before opening a third for herself.  She relished in the men’s painful silence while they all drank their warm beers. While Bobby looked like every boy she knew in Hicksville and Alan was a known archetype of capitalism, Paul was an interesting unknown. His hair was tidy, his face clean-shaven, his clothes were well-fitted but bland. He smelled like Vetiver. His black Converse sneakers were somehow both entirely appropriate for a hair metal show at the beach and yet slightly off in some indescribable way. She couldn’t put her finger on any of it, which she took to mean that Paul was doing his best to be inscrutable. He told her he had heard a lot about her. She said she hoped he’d heard good things, and he laughed. She liked him, and she could tell that Alan didn’t from the way his whole body seemed to go rigid like a fresh corpse. She could tell that Alan didn’t like Bobby either. They split the last two beers, one between Angie and Alan, and one between Bobby and Paul. Bobby had shared many beers before with friends in their parents’ garages and behind convenience stores, but in front of Angie and Alan, he found himself blushing again as he watched Paul’s lips curl around the same spot on the can that he had just touched with his own.  “You’re such a pain in the ass,” said Angie as Alan pulled a lock out from under the driver’s seat and attached it to the Porsche’s steering wheel. “Who do you think is going to mess with your car tonight? The seagulls? Just finish this beer so we can go inside.” She took one last swig and handed him the can. He drank it dutifully. Angie flashed her tickets as they approached the amphitheater, and an usher escorted them to a side entrance that led directly to the VIP box seats. They sat down in the dead center of the auditorium, only a dozen or so rows back from the stage. She dug her elbow into Alan’s side as a vendor walked by. He pulled out his wallet and paid a small fortune for four more beers, only slightly more chilled than the ones in the parking lot. Angie whistled between two fingers as a shirtless roadie walked across the stage. Bobby rolled his eyes, and Paul laughed. Alan said nothing, which somehow made Angie more annoyed than if he had complained or said anything at all. After an opening act who would have faded into the detritus of rock history had they not survived the event and given an exclusive interview to Wolf Blitzer a week later, Rowdi Krowd burst onto the stage between columns of real flames. Dru Blud pranced along the edge of the stage, beckoning women to lift their shirts and reveal their breasts like some satyr who had traveled through time and space from the ancient forests of Crete to the shores of Long Island. The women obliged and screamed, and threw their bras. He held one between his teeth as he skipped to his drum kit and began to beat out their first song. Anyone who had been near a radio in the past ten years knew the chorus to “Grind On Ur Love,” and the very walls of the amphitheater began to sway to the beat as the band launched into their biggest hit. The thud and thump of thousands of stomping feet radiated out through the cement and steel, across the sand, and sent vibrations across the water. The creature, already suffering from the unfathomable pain of every cell in its body tearing itself apart from radiation, just wanting to die quietly in the warm, calm waters of the bay, felt the music like sand rubbed across a sunburn. It stirred from its resting place. “Jesus, Angie,” said Alan as she screamed with delight. She elbowed him again. Every man but Bobby had to ruin everything, eventually. Paul caught her eye and shrugged. The band surged through the chorus.  After the final verse, Dru Blud let out a primal howl and launched into a drum solo, the kind of solo that had made him a sex icon a decade ago, the kind of solo that still led women to throw themselves at him, even after years of partying and drugs had chewed his body up like an old stick of gum. The whole crowd went wild with the spell of it, even Paul, who only came because he wanted more time with Bobby, even Alan, who just wanted to go home. It was the kind of solo that made you think about your life, think about what you were  going to do with your time on earth. It made Angie realize she didn’t want to date anyone, and maybe she would sign up for those professional development classes, and she should  just invite Bobby to these things because he always made her happy and what else did she care if she had a nice time and a few beers? It made Bobby realize he wanted Paul, really wanted him, not just wanted him hidden on the couch in the Chelsea apartment, and he would deal with whatever that meant. It made the creature want the whole thing to end, everything to do with these people who did nothing but make noise and filth and pain in the world. # There’s a kind of story where the monster attacks the stadium, and Paul dies in Bobby’s meaty arms, and Bobby regrets that he never said I love you, and Alan is redeemed by saving Angie even though his only sin was being mediocre and dating someone as insatiable as her to begin with. Everyone cries at the end, and we all feel sorry for Bobby, and we wonder if Angie will marry Alan in the end or if she will go off to other adventures. We all feel bad about how we are killing the earth with our wars and our pollution, and we remember our favorite rock hits from the nineties. This is not what happened. Angie Delvecchio didn’t need anyone to save her, and Bobby didn’t need to try and save Paul, and even though Alan was useless it didn’t matter. As Dru Blud’s intestines sprayed out across the pit and all the braless women cried and shoved each other to the ground, the four of them slipped out the separate VIP entrance in moments. They all ran with pure adrenaline to Alan’s car, where he fought with the damn steering wheel lock for an eternity because his hands were shaking too much from the shock.  Bobby and Paul smashed into the near-vestigial back seats of the stupid Porsche, and Angie leaped  into the passenger side and screamed at Alan to drive the fucking car, and he did until he spun into a ditch on the edge of the traffic circle around the water tower as police vehicles swarmed the highway. They watched with gaping mouths as a helicopter flew overhead and another throbbing tentacle plucked it from the air and dunked it in the water over and over like a baby with a bath toy.  Angie screamed, “Jesus Christ Jesus Fucking Christ,” over and over until Bobby put his hands on her shoulders, and she stopped screaming, but they could still hear all the screaming from the amphitheater, and Angie pounded her fist on the dashboard. Paul put both hands on either side of Bobby’s head, and kissed him, and they both jumped out of the back seat while Alan kept trying to reverse out of the ditch, and Alan yelled, “Come The Fuck On,” and thought of all the payments he still had to make on the damn car. Bobby and Paul both pushed on the front bumper until the wheels stopped spinning and the car hopped back onto the road. They got back in, and they all sped off down the parkway and stopped when they got to the police barracks along the beach because Alan was shaking too much to drive anymore and he didn’t know what else to do. The barracks were strong and made to withstand hurricanes, and they ran inside as everyone inside was running out. They found a corner to sit and sat and cried.  Angie paid twenty cents to text her mother to say, “I am safe” and then her Aunt Teresa to say that Bobby was safe too, and then Paul called his parents in Cincinnati because people still remembered phone numbers in those days, and then Alan called his ex-wife. They heard an explosion, and they cried some more, and there was a blur of ambulances and EMTs and the little pen lights in their eyes to check for concussions and the interviews on the ten o’clock news. # Angie and Alan dated for another three months, just up to Thanksgiving. They had a final, petty fight over where they would share the holiday dinner, and Angie decided she just couldn’t handle it anymore, even if they had been through so much together. She went out for a drink with Bobby, and Bobby admitted that he always thought that Alan was a prick. Alan married his assistant, and they had two children. Bobby brought Paul to the DelVecchio Thanksgiving on Long Island, and his father wasn’t too much of an asshole about it. They dated for another year until Bobby got the chance to tour with the World Wrestling Federation, and the traveling and distance was too much for them both. They stayed in touch, and when Bobby decided to retire from wrestling and use his savings to open his own body shop, they reconnected.  Angie did take those professional classes after all. She wrote a book about that day at Jones Beach, and then she wrote another book about all the people who came to her with all their tales of all the horrible things they had survived. She had a radio show and then a podcast, and when she talked to these survivors most people said she did it with grace and kindness albeit crudely. She clipped out the edition of the New York Magazine  “Approval Matrix” that described her show as maximum lowbrow and exactly halfway between despicable and brilliant. They all got cancer, of course, but who doesn’t these days if you live long enough.  The creature was put out of its misery, and military scientists studied it, and they didn’t learn anything that changed anything about the world. Martha Hipley is a writer, artist. and filmmaker from Baltimore, Maryland who lives and works in Mexico City. Her stories have been published in 45th Parallel, Maudlin House, and New Limestone review. When not working, she enjoys training as a boxer and triathlete and exploring flea markets.

The inside of The Armory usually exuded a red glow from every surface. Tonight, this was technically the truth—the recessed ceiling lights certainly strained to emit their various shades of crimson into the atmosphere. But as for surfaces, Chris could find none when he scanned the room. He’d bumped his way through three rows of wobbly shoulders to order the Jack and ginger in his hand, making him the first of the crew to succeed at grabbing a drink and therefore, the one responsible for finding everyone else a place to sit.  “It looks like those people are about to leave.” Traci appeared right next to Chris, yelling to be heard over the din (about half-successfully). She gestured—open hand, so as not to appear rude by pointing—at a couple in the corner, taking up a whole booth just to sit on the same side. Chris rolled his eyes. “Okay, word,” he called back to Traci, who was in the process of being squeezed even closer to him by a jostle of the crowd. The two lingered, anticipation in their eyes, while everyone else slowly elbowed their way to the bartop. The room was usually hot on a Saturday night, but tonight, it swayed back and forth as vigorously as the Cocteau Twins wafting out of the jukebox. It was, as Aaron was often saying, electric . He’d seemed like a bit of a bro when he was first hired, but Aaron had come to grow on Chris, so much so that he’d picked up a few of his mannerisms. Jason was the next to emerge from the throng of bar patrons, nearly spilling his beer and chaser shot as he broke through the wall of people. By then, the couple in the booth had slowly started to get up and put their coats on. “Where the fuck are we gonna sit?” Jason panted. Chris gestured gently—open hand, still—to the booth. “Oh.” Vanessa and Amy joined the group together, each drinking a Malibu and pineapple. Even though new bartender Amy was a senior and Vanessa a freshman, they’d bonded fast over being students at the nearby, teeny-tiny art college, so much so that Vanessa had started going out with the group. At first she skated by on her coworkers knowing the doorman, but when that didn’t work, she presented a Florida ID, despite hailing from one neighborhood over. “She’s my other half,” she’d told Chris the first time he watched her shove it back into her wallet behind her actual ID. “Victoria.” Couple now gone, Traci staked her claim by tossing her purse the distance between the bench seat and where the group was standing. It bounced twice but remained on the seat’s leather surface. “Yeah!” Traci cheered as she brushed and elbowed her way to the booth. Jason followed suit, leading the rest of the crew through the writhing crowd. The eight of them filled into both sides of the booth, Chris landing on the aisle next to Traci, then Eliot, then Aaron. “Here’s to restaurant week finally being over!” Eliot toasted. “And here’s to Little Joe finally getting the fuck out of my bar!” Traci followed up as the glasses were clinking. Amy let out a guffaw. Indeed, the crew’s last guest of the night had been none other than half-owner Giuseppe “Little Joe” Esposito himself, date nearly half his age in tow. They’d grown used to the ways Little Joe treated the world like his own personal playground, but tonight had been a new low even for him—after Little Joe walked in the door with Caroline or Carolyn or maybe Catherine at ten minutes to ten, cold side had unwrapped all of their freshly-packed stuff to make him a cheese board, and Traci mixed negroni after negroni while the rest of the crew stood at attention, terrified to start their closing procedures in front of him lest he learn that they regularly hurried lingering customers out by stacking chairs. By the time they’d gotten out of there, it was after midnight. “Hear, fucking, hear,” Renee said, clinking glasses with just Amy a second time. Renee had started as a server after Simone put in their two weeks. She claimed to be an asexual lesbian, but it was hard to ignore the way she hung on Amy’s every word, and even if she didn’t, Chris had been there the night a few folks went back to Traci’s and Renee drunkenly said her staff crush was Amy. He made knowing eye contact with her across the table and smiled. “Oh, shut up,” Renee whispered. Chris chuckled and held out his glass; Renee reached across to clink. “Thank god we’re here!” Vanessa yelled like she was on a reality show. Renee shot Chris a knowing look—that same night she’d admitted to crushing on Amy, someone had asked her about Vanessa and she burst out laughing. She’s just so….eighteen , Renee had finally conceded when asked. She’ll grow out of it. 🍸🍸 “Adam Sandler,” Eliot said, then took a sip of his PBR. “Sheryl Crow,” Traci followed. “Christina Hendricks.” Aaron couldn’t see who was speaking without craning his neck, but it sounded like Chris. Hilary Clinton. Harry Houdini. Helen Mirren, Aaron thought, anticipating the next name in the sequence. It didn’t come. “Oh, wait, is it me?” Vanessa asked, giggling. Traci started to laugh, too; Renee rolled her eyes and started furiously typing on her phone. “I forgot the rules.” Traci started laughing even harder as a scowl affixed itself tighter to Renee’s face. The decorum quickly left the building after that, with Traci collapsed into Chris’ shoulder and Vanessa giggling with Amy, all while Renee’s thumbs assaulted her keyboard.  Despite having worked at La Fratellanza for the better part of six months, Aaron barely knew any of his front-of-house counterparts. He’d played Smash Ultimate with Jason and Eliot one time, but Jason had Irish-goodbyed after the first round, and Eliot loved to be at the center of everything—a desire Aaron didn’t share. “Now, now, ladies and gents,” Eliot joked. “The game is Famous. One person starts by saying the name of a celebrity. Then the next person has to say a celebrity whose first name begins with the same letter as the previous celebrity’s last name.” Vanessa was still giggling a little, but Amy’s gaze was fixed on Eliot as he spoke. “So like, say I say Jason Bateman,” he continued. “Then Traci would say…Bob Barker? Except that’s a double letter, so it would stay the same for the next person, and  the order would switch, so I’d have to go again. And maybe then I’d say Betty White.” “Didn’t she just die?” Chris interjected. The group laughed again, even Renee—then realized what they were laughing at and let out a chorus of awww s. “You get the point,” Eliot replied with a laugh. “So…Britney Spears.” “Sarah McLachlan,” Traci continued. “Macy Gray.” “Grace Jones.” “Jhené Aiko.” “Ariana Grande.” Everyone looked at Aaron. “Gary Payton,” he offered. “She’s not a songstress!” Traci cried out in jest. That time, it seemed like the group’s laughter was actually enough to penetrate the million layers of noise in the tiny bar, surrounding the seven of them with each other’s joy. Aaron scanned the circle, landing on Chris for just a second longer. They’d only ever talked across the window, and for seconds at a time. Aaron watched as Chris took off his glasses, polishing the lenses with his fisherman sweater as he chatted idly with Traci about something.  The next thing Aaron knew, Chris was looking straight at him, and Aaron snapped his eyes down to his beer in seconds. He let out an imperceptible sigh, went back to the well of his Tecate tall boy, and drank deep, stopping the spike of his heartbeat. “Okay, okay.” Eliot summoned the group’s collective attention. “So that’s my turn. Paul Walker.” He pretended to pour out the empty PBR can in front of him, earning an enthusiastic laugh from Amy. “Winona Ryder.” “Ryan Gosling.” “Giuseppe Esposito.” The last one came from Vanessa, and Chris and Traci burst out laughing. “Oh my gooooooood ,” Traci trilled. “Not Little Joe. He’s not even famous!” “He’s kind of locally famous,” Vanessa justified. “Everyone knows La Fratellanza—it’s been open forever.” “Okay, but the name of the game is Famous,” Eliot said. “Not Kind of Locally Famous.” “Okay, fine.” Vanessa crossed her arms. “George Takei.” “Tom Selleck.” “Susan Sarandon.” “Suzanne Somers.” “Sammy Sosa.” Amy and Renee passed it back and forth a few times before devolving into more laughter. Eliot tried to restore order, but they had Traci giggling along with them now, and it wasn't long before even he relented and dropped the pretense of the game. Aaron found his gaze drawn to Chris even more as Vanessa stood up to leave and the seating order shuffled; rather than at the end of a sardine-tight line of people, Chris now sat catty-corner from Aaron, groping for his straw with his tongue before finding it. He looked over right as Aaron smiled—completely busted. But instead of making it awkward, Chris flashed a quick grin back before turning his attention back to Traci and Eliot. Aaron smiled to himself again. 🍸🍸🍸 Traci dug through her cavernous coat pockets like she’d lost something precious, depositing handfuls of lint, receipts, and balled-up hair on the wooden table each time she dipped her hand back into their fleece-lined crevices. “What are you looking for?” Eliot slurred. “Quarters,” Traci replied, a newly-found BIC pen between her teeth. “For the jukebox.” “I thought it took dollars.” “For the millionth time, that’s the one at 30th Street.” Traci upended her glittery purple purse onto the tabletop, change and keys and makeup clattering a cacophonous soundscape each time she shook the bag. Now emptied, she flipped it back into her lap and started to put things away again—a travel pack of tissues. Hand sanitizer. Wine key. Chris was the kind of drunk where he was starting to notice things, and the contents of Traci’s bottomless bag mesmerized him. Everything was a different shade of purple, a shiny, deep aubergine under The Armory’s vermillion lighting concept. “Do you have any quarters?” Eliot asked him while Traci used her pointer fingers to sort through the loose change she’d dumped on the table.  “I might?” Chris patted his own pockets—jeans were a bust, but his flannel pocket produced two twenty-five-cent pieces. He was reaching for his coat when Aaron, Renee, and Amy came back with their drinks. “What are you doing?” Amy asked Traci. “Jukebox,” Eliot replied. Traci was too focused. “How much is one play?” Renee asked. “Fifty for one, dollar for three.” “What have we got?” “You have a lot of questions,” Amy cut in, slurring her words gently. “...three seventy-five, four, four twenty-five…” Traci counted to herself. “Like, $4.50?” “ Ooooooh , you should put on ‘Go Your Own Way,’” Renee suggested. “No, if we’re gonna do Fleetwood Mac, put on ‘Songbird,’” Amy countered. “What is the weakest track on Rumours  and why is it ‘Songbird?’” Chris replied. “ Stoooooooooooooop .” Amy was almost melancholy in her sincerity. “Christine McVie deserved a moment!” “Whatever you say.” Chris held up his hands. “If you little shitbirds think I’m going to spend my money on your music, you’ve got another thing coming,” Traci warned. “Hey, fifty of those cents came out of my frocket!” Chris protested, patting his left chest. “Okay, so you get one,” Traci conceded. “Not ‘Songbird.’” The whole table erupted in laughter as Traci got up to feed the jukebox. “Nah, Fleetwood Mac is crazy, though,” Chris continued. “ Rumours  is crazy. You ever see that tweet that’s like, Stevie Nicks goes okay this one is called eat shit and die you fucking fuck  and Lindsey Buckingham is like ok let’s call it Silver Springs and leave it off the album ?” “ YES! ” Renee yelled. “Which is crazy! Because every other song on that album is like eat shit and die you fucking fuck !” “Except for ‘Songbird!’” Amy insisted. Eliot hadn’t really stopped laughing, but Renee and Chris started back up again. Chris looked over at Aaron, who looked nonplussed. “Are you a ‘Songbird’ fan too, Aaron?” Chris asked. “Oh, no,” Aaron replied. “I mean, not oh no, I don’t like it. Oh no, I haven’t heard the album. I don’t really know Fleetwood Mac.” “Oh, word!” Chris was surprised, but took it in stride. Right,  he thought. He’s straight. Traci strode back over as the opening chords of “You Make Loving Fun” thrummed their way through the bar. Chris couldn’t help but tap his feet and drum along on the table. It didn’t take the group long to catch up, with even Aaron bopping his head to the bass. “I couldn’t abide by ‘Songbird,’ sorry, Amy,” Traci said. “But I had to give you your Christine McVie moment.” Warmth snaked through Chris’ torso as the vocals came in and his coworkers started to sing along in their deepest, most dramatic Christine McVie impersonation. It wasn’t much sometimes as far as work went, but he always told himself he could be surrounded by worse people. 🍸🍸🍸🍸 Eliot was making his way towards the door when Aaron stood up to get his next beer, an act that surprised him in and of itself. Aaron didn’t customarily socialize with coworkers, the occasional hangout with Eliot being the main exception. Now that he was gone, what did Aaron really have to stay out for? Chris stood next to the only empty patch of bartop Aaron could find. He leaned his elbows on the linoleum countertop and glanced Aaron’s way, smiling once he recognized the familiar face. “Whatcha drinking?” Chris asked. “Tecate tall boy. With a lime.” Dean, the joint’s mainstay weekend bartender, slid Chris his drink and opened the cooler to dig for Aaron’s beer. As Dean reached into his pocket for his churchkey, Chris tried to grab his attention. “Hey, Dean, can you put that tall boy on my tab?” he asked. Dean looked up and nodded as he cracked the can, fished a lime out of his garnish tray, and handed it to Aaron. “Thanks, bro,” Aaron said. “You didn't have to do that.” “Eh, I wanted to,” Chris mused. He pinched the two black cocktail straws in his drink together and took a big sip. “What are you drinking?” Aaron asked after a beat of silence. “Jack and ginger.” Chris sucked the straws again, quickly draining the drink to half-full. “I mean, I will broadly drink a whiskey ginger if a spot doesn't have Jack,” he clarified. “But my dad drank Jack. And I like it.” “You and your dad close?” “We were. He passed last winter.” Chris was nonchalant, but hung his head a little. “I’m sorry to hear that.” Aaron meant it, despite barely knowing him. “Eh. You know,” Chris started. “It’s not like it was sudden or anything. I mean, we all saw that  happening.” Aaron wondered what that  was, but it felt far from his place to ask. “And you?” Chris asked. Aaron gestured to himself; Chris nodded. “Like, do I have a dad?” Aaron asked. “No, like, why do you drink Tecate?” Chris chuckled. “Oh, oh. Word.” The truth was, Aaron had been drinking Tecate since he was a teenager and started sneaking into 21+ shows at The Jewel Room. “I dunno. Always have, I guess.” “Ha, yeah,” Chris playfully nudged him on the shoulder with no real force, but Aaron felt its impact through his entire body. “I know how that is.” The two laughed for a minute before Chris reached for his pocket. “Ah, shit. Hang on.” He pulled out his phone and answered it. “Yo. Oh, shit, it’s been that long?” Chris pulled the phone away from his mouth, held a hand over the speaker, and mouthed Traci ; Aaron nodded.  “Yes, I can order you a High Life pony and a shot of Fernet.  JEE-sus Christ .” Chris emphasized the first syllable of the Lord’s name in his hyperbole, laughing as he hung up the phone. He leaned back over the bartop to try and get Dean to look his way. “It’s for Traci,” he said after ordering. “She doesn’t feel like getting up.” 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 Amy signed her credit card slip and waved goodbye to Chris as the bartender slid him another Jack and ginger, this time a double. The Armory served their doubles in a pint glass, and all their this-and-that drinks packed more liquor than mixer. As far as Chris was usually concerned, you only ordered a double at The Armory if you were in the mood to get roaring drunk. He may not have been feeling quite that fancy, but the last round had certainly angled his gaze toward Aaron, and he needed the liquid courage to see that through. “No, because oh my GOD , what the fuck was that tonight?” Renee was in the middle of a passionate rant when Chris returned to the table. “I’ve worked for plenty of small business owners in this city and none of them— none of them —treat their employees the way Little Joe treats us here.” “I had my entire station broken down when they ordered that cheese plate,” Aaron piped up. “Oof,” Traci said with a laugh. “I didn’t want to tell you this, but they only ate the gouda. I threw the rest in a box for myself.” She pulled a takeaway container out of her giant purse and opened the lid to reveal, in fact, an entire cheese board minus the gouda. “If I don’t laugh, I’m going to cry,” Aaron replied between sips of Tecate. Chris reached for a chunk of Humboldt fog. “No but really, what is Little Joe’s deal?” Renee continued. “It’s not like Big Joe is even remotely that rude, so it can’t be a family thing.” The elder of the two Esposito brothers, Giovanni, was almost a foil to his younger brother. It wasn’t just in age that they were Big Joe and Little Joe. “Yeah, Christ, Kristen loved Big Joe so much, she married him,” Traci joked, giving Chris a playful nudge with her elbow. The two had both been working at La Fratellanza back when their former GM, Kristen, had started to date Big Joe, with Traci and Chris even helping him keep their impending engagement a secret from her. “Besides, I say we’ll see what happens with Little Joe,” Traci went on. “Wait, what does that mean?” Chris asked. “Ah, fuck. I shouldn’t have said anything.” Traci was sheepish. “You can’t just drop that and then leave us hanging,” Aaron insisted. “Yeah, for real. We’re among friends,” Renee chimed in. “Okay, well, you didn’t hear it from me. No, really, you did not.” Traci looked each person at the table in the eye. “But Simone quit because Little Joe is lowkey so fucking ableist and he basically pushed them out of here, and they’re now thinking about suing him personally.” Renee’s jaw dropped across the table. “So like, they may not do anything, but if that goes anywhere , I feel like Big Joe has no choice but to buy him out of the business to save the restaurant’s reputation.” “Simone told you that?” Aaron asked. Traci nodded. “How poetic would it be if our Little Joe problem solved itself?” Renee slurred. “I’ll drink to that,” Traci said, and the foursome raised their glasses again. 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 Outside the bar, Aaron pulled a second cigarette from the pack out of habit—when he was drinking like this, he was usually at home and able to chain smoke on the back porch. Now, as the alcohol sank deeper into his bloodstream, he was fiending for a smoke or seven. “Damn, a second already?” Chris asked, hovering closer to him and then further away in an instant. Aaron still couldn’t tell if Chris was drunk or if he really did keep finding excuses to be close to him. In the dim, cramped bar, it was easy to blame it on spatial constraints, but now that they had migrated outside, it was harder to ignore, and even harder for Aaron to stop himself from looking at Chris. “I’m gonna take off, I think. It’s late.” Renee stood up from the curb and shoved her Camels into her quilted pink handbag, then dug her hand deeper to fish around for her keys. Traci raised her eyebrows. “Relax, I’m gonna walk.” “Be safe. Text me when you get home.” The trio was silent as Renee grew smaller and smaller down the block, then turned the corner. Chris looked around. “Aaron, you smoke?” Aaron knit his brow in confusion; he looked down at his cigarette. “Like, weed,” Chris clarified. It wasn’t often that Aaron smoked weed, in all honesty—maybe the last time had been his ex-girlfriend’s birthday over a year ago. But for some reason, he nodded, and Chris pulled out a joint, holding it between his lips as he flicked the lighter with one hand, then threw the other up for a wind shield. It was impossible for Aaron not to stare at him as he sucked the smoke deep into his lungs, curling it around his lips for just a second before tilting his head up and blowing it into the sky. This time, it was Traci who made eye contact with Aaron, knowing grin on her face as Chris passed him the joint. “Man, I fuckin’ love The Armory,” Chris said as Aaron took his first puff. “You know I got kicked out of 30th Street for smoking a spliff across the street?” “What ever , dude,” Traci shot back. Aaron wasn’t sure how long to inhale for, so he kept holding his breath. “You know that place is owned by Trumpers.” Chris shrugged as Aaron finally exhaled, bringing a cough from the darkest recesses of his lungs with his breath. Chris and Traci giggled for a few seconds until they realized Aaron was still coughing. “You good, dude?” Traci asked. Aaron managed to slow his coughing and hawked a loogie into the street. “Yeah.” His eyes were pinkeye red. “Yeah, I’m good.” He let out one more gentle cough, then cleared his throat. “Just haven’t smoked in a little while.” 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 “I’ve never really looked at it like this before,” Chris admitted.  “I’m not gonna lie, I did not know this ceiling looked like this,” Aaron added. “ Shhhhhhhhhhh ,” Traci shushed softly, audible as the room emptied out. The trio had made their way back inside and were all leaning back in their seats, looking at the ceiling. It was hard to pinpoint just one central quirk of The Armory, but perhaps one of the core facets of its existence was the ceiling, which was painted from edge to edge to look like The Creation of Adam. They’d all heard of more famous dive bars with the full Sistine ceiling, but The Armory was the size of a postage stamp, so the famous finger-touch was all that fit. “See that part right there?” Traci gestured to something Chris could barely even see. “I know one of the artists who worked on this. He said that part of the ceiling fell out when they were painting it, and they had to re-plaster and then paint that part again. You can kind of see where the plaster is if you look hard enough.” Chris wasn’t looking anywhere near hard enough, instead acutely aware of Aaron’s proximity to him on the bench seat. “I’m not really into art, but this is so beautiful,” Aaron continued. His pupils were dime-sized, his body fully relaxed into the cheap leather banquette. Chris didn’t look down from the ceiling, but he heard Traci gather her coat and slide out of the booth. “I’m gonna go to the bathroom,” she lied. Both boys mmmm ed, eyes on the ceiling and legs touching under the table. By the time she was out the door, Chris’ courage had extended to reaching a hand out for Aaron’s thigh. The pair stayed enveloped in the beauty of the ceiling, even as The Armory staff flipped every light switch in the joint and shouted “LAST CALL” at the top of their lungs. At some point, the beauty of the ceiling became fused with the beauty of each other, and Chris pulled Aaron’s face towards him, consequences be damned. It wasn’t often Chris got really, truly lucky—so shock and delight flooded him when Aaron kissed him back, the boys an oasis in the clank and clatter of the bar’s closing rituals. 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 Aaron was the type of hookup veteran for whom any casual game of Never Have I Ever was a certain loss. As a point of fact, the last time someone took one of his firsts was the year he dropped out of high school, barely sixteen. But here he lay, stark naked in Chris’ bed and stripped of a series of firsts. The first time he had kissed anyone other than a woman was back at The Armory under the last call lights, and it hadn’t taken him long to connect the dots between the kiss and its inevitable, subsequent acts of affection—Chris called a car and they spent all twenty minutes of the ride tangled in each other, far more desperate for touch than air. When they arrived at his apartment, it was straight to bed. It wasn't as if Aaron ever imagined this happening, but he previously considered himself straight enough that it surprised him how little he hesitated, how easy it was to fall into a moment and tumble back out of it completely upended for the better. In the light of the morning, maybe there would be some sort of disbelief, but for now, he gazed over at Chris’ sleeping form through sinking eyelids, content. No fallout could ruin this. nat raum is a disabled artist, writer, and genderless disaster based on unceded Piscataway and Susquehannock land in Baltimore. They’re the editor-in-chief of fifth wheel press. Their writing is published or forthcoming with Split Lip Magazine, BRUISER, beestung, Gone Lawn , and others. Find them online at natraum.com .

In child terms: share candy. Step in front of no one. When a whine or sob bubbles up in the throat, swallow hard . Do not call attention. Do not ask for special favors, treats, a push-back of the bedtime hour. Fight not with others, even if one of those others snatches your favorite doll and starts to chop off her un-grow-backable hair. Whatever is asked (or isn’t), avoid any statement or response that frontloads “I.” Let it be known to one and all (without bragging! without fanfare!) that you are a willing and brilliant listener and will go on brilliantly listening for however long anyone cares to take over your time and wee ears. Before owning a full set of permanent teeth, become the very model of conciliatory patience, preternatural stillness, while those around you kick and scream and wail at a volume that scatters birds from trees. Give up your seat on the school bus to anyone (friend or foe) who demands it. If you have been awarded a dollar, resist thinking that the whole dollar belongs to you and can be spent entirely on yourself, as you wish, and for your pleasure. If your favorite pie in the world is lemon meringue and there is but a single slice left, before taking the tiniest taste of that heaven, offer it to anyone in the vicinity who displays passing interest. It will take effort, the un-selfish-ing. It well may take a lifetime. Kat Meads's recent flash has appeared in Gone Lawn, Maudlin House, Does It Have Pockets, Your Impossible Voice, FEED  and elsewhere. Her novelette, While Visiting Babette , is forthcoming in 2025. ( katmeads.com )

Sometimes, Morgan thinks about the movie American Beauty . Not necessarily about the movie, and definitely not Kevin Spacey, but about that plastic bag caught in the wind. The infamous one, the one That Guy in the writers’ workshop somehow finds ways to mention, usually before or after he says he's almost halfway through Infinite Jest . He smiles at Morgan as he does, too much of his gums, and she just stares ahead—is there something impressive about a community college student not quite reaching the midpoint of a book that may have inadvertently boosted sales of Depend diapers? That Guy, who probably has a name like other That Guys do, he doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that plastic bag. He's hunched forward in his chair, thumb and fingertips pressed together like his monologue is divine spice, analyzing art and symbols and how only pretentious people complain the bag is pretentious. The bag isn't art, Morgan wants to say and never does. It's just blowing around, like trash, like debris, like, well, a discarded plastic bag. Morgan thinks about that plastic bag because it's so ordinary, it's nothing; the art, the transgression, is American Beauty , or rather the film within the film another That Guy made of the bag—not because it’s good, not because American Beauty  is good either, but because it made a piece of garbage unforgettable. That Guy in the writers’ workshop doesn't even own a camera, can't look at anything through a lens, and he's performing, dancing, every single day he's trying so fucking hard to explain that plastic bag as if it contains the meaning of life. Morgan shakes her head, and That Guy is still rambling, still spraying spit at her, reaching for immortality inside her acknowledgment. The others like That Guy will always be searching. They'll always lick their lips and pick Morgan, crave the ingénue, the receptacle, the monosyllabic response, the what do you mean I'm talking at  you? This is a conversation . They love finding a plastic bag and filling it with their important ideas. That Guy doesn't realize he can't weigh it down, catch it, claim it, keep it from floating away—hey, Morgan, babe, are you listening? Buy a camera, Morgan thinks. And stop smiling at me. Robin is a non-binary graphic designer, illustrator, and writer based in Missouri. Previously unpublished. Two cats. They get to hear the work read aloud, but unfortunately aren't great at providing feedback.

A little bear crawls across the road, straightens itself on small hind legs. From a distance, huddled as one, we watch in parkas that hug us like fur. Where there’s a cub, mama’s never too far away.​ So, too, yours. She’ll be here soon. Like she gripped mine when we were young, take my hand, don’t let go. From your crib, you’d paw at me. Remember that? Who could forget? I watched you crawl. I watched you stand.   Jonathan Fletcher holds a Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Columbia University School of the Arts.  His work has been featured in numerous literary journals and magazines, and he has won or placed in various literary contests.  A Pushcart Prize and Best of the Net nominee, he won Northwestern University Press’s Drinking Gourd Chapbook Poetry Prize contest in 2023, for which he will have his debut chapbook, This is My Body , published in 2025.  Currently, he serves as a Zoeglossia Fellow and lives in San Antonio, Texas.

Here I Am without warning. Without a coat.  I risk getting taken to task over  meaning. This makes me feel nervous. Porous like a sponge.  The work is almost over. The work is nearly done. Practice can’t make perfect but it does make a poor man a rich man. Which goes without saying. Meaning is a mystery. The  work is here. I am listening. Triangle Sum Theorem Accidents happen less than you think.  Numbers don’t lie is why I write down  every word. I encourage friends to do  the same. Some comply. Some compare  notes. Some provide stock tips and other  economic ephemera. Numbers tell stories.  Bodies tell lies. Anne Sexton declares  “there is no point to being half a poet.”  Intentionality must be thrust out front  where accidents happen to the most  miserable of people. In other words— the tetris effect. So much depends  on that doggy in the window. Living on the Edge of Seen Once upon a time a girl  loved me for the freckle  in my eye. She left me  for some other guy.  I’m sure there’s a word  for that feeling but  meaning I don’t care  to know. I imagine  living in a palace jamming all day  with the brothers  Marsalis. Laughter  comes but not  in a way people  think is funny.  Once upon a time  feeling is mutual. Seriously. People felt connected. Safety nets on every corner. Shelter in Place Heat and humidity make my skin crawl  and curl like pages of a book burning  to be read again. Nothing changes. The story like the song remains  the same. Art hardens. People  think it’s okay to believe  the earth is flat. On top  of that birds aren’t  real. But you are.  Real as real gets— pretty hairy  out there. When I Get Home a Package is waiting for me outside my door. My name is written in a fine point purple Sharpie script. Naturally I’m perplexed by this gesture so astonishing. I don’t remember placing any orders online. The package professionally wrapped but that’s to be expected if you want to get my attention. It’s not my birthday or anything that calendar-specific. I don’t know how I should feel about such largesse. Should I open it? Who do you think it’s from? The Unabomber died so it can’t be him. He was locked up for a long time so it can’t be that.

One morning I noticed something strange about my girlfriend. She put sugar in her coffee. As far as I remembered, she liked her coffee without sugar, very strong and very bitter. So I walked up to her and asked her, “Hey, how come you put sugar in your coffee?” She looked at me with scrunched eyebrows as if trying to recognize me. Then she said, “But babe…I’ve always put sugar in my coffee.” We stared at each other for a long time, both quite confused, then she awkwardly turned away from me and did not say more. You know what? I thought then. Maybe she did put sugar in her coffee. Maybe I remembered wrong. Or maybe her habits had changed. Either way, it didn’t really matter. It was a minor detail anyway. That night something stranger happened. While in the throes of passionate lovemaking, she said she wanted to try something new. She wanted me to lift her, while she wrapped her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. For a moment I looked at her. Then I said, “But we have tried that. Remember? You said your arms hurt.” Those scrunched eyebrows again. Then a mystified look as she slowly said, “I…don’t remember.” I nodded and said, “No issue, let’s try,” as I lifted her. And what do you know? Not only did her arms not hurt, but after we had finished and lay side by side, I courteously thanked her for the best sex I had had in my entire life. “You’re welcome,” she said and turned away from me and went to sleep. If these two developments were strange, I let it be. People changed, times changed. And I will admit, change was welcome. You see I and my girlfriend had been together for too long now—I don’t remember exactly how long, but far too long. And with change had set in that old sense of familiarity, of dullness.  So a sense of newness, of freshness, was welcome.  In fact, our whole relationship felt fresh. Our sex was so much better all of a sudden, whereas previously it had become perfunctory. Often now we lay in bed with glasses of wine and talked into the night, whereas previously we had often gone days like indifferent flatmates. And I noticed things anew about her—the way she clutched her stomach and laughed with her entire body, the way she twirled her hair around her index finger and listened intently, the way she got excited over small things like cat videos, a new dress, or a catchy song she discovered on Spotify. It was like falling in love all over again! Lying against my chest in bed, running her hand across my cheek, she told me as well, “You’ve changed.” “Have I?” I responded. “Yes.” “For the better, I hope?” She laughed a little and bit my shoulder. But alas, good things never last. For one day, early in the morning, when I was working on my laptop, she walked up to my desk with a coffee in hand and said, “So when are your holidays ending?” I stopped working, looked at her and said I didn’t understand. She repeated the question. I said, “What holidays?” “The holidays from work.” “What holidays from what work?” “The break you took? From work? That’s why you’re sitting around the house aren’t you?” I told her that I was sitting around the house because I worked from home. That I was a freelance writer. I showed her my laptop, the article I was writing about flesh-eating bacteria for a science website. For a moment she didn’t say anything. Then slowly, she turned around and walked into her room. I shrugged and went back to writing my article, thinking this was just one more example of her newly acquired strangeness. That afternoon, while I was lying in bed, she came and lay down beside me and said she had a few questions.  “Ask away,” I said. “What is your height?” “5’9.” “What is your favourite beer?” “Bira White.” “What is your favourite quote?” “Live. Laugh. Love.” For a moment she contemplated my responses and then said they were all wrong. That my height should be 5’10, my favourite beer should be Budweiser, and my favourite quote should be ‘Everything happens for a reason.’ I laughed heartily and told her that the heart wants what it wants. “Very true,” she replied and turned away from me. I stared at the back of her head, perturbed. When I woke up in the evening, her side was empty. She was gone. I called her again and again, but she didn’t answer my phone.  Oh dear, I thought then.  Am I but a feather in the wind? The vicissitudes of love being the wind; I being the feather? I could have gone on and on pondering these strange vicissitudes, but decided not to mope around and, as hard as it would be, to move on. I put all my energies into my thriving career. I took on more work, more projects and drowned myself in my writing. The article I wrote on flesh-eating bacteria had been aptly terrifying and hence very popular and the science website loved how much online traffic there was on the piece. So I suggested that for my next piece, I would focus on rabies. They agreed and as part of my research, I decided to go out on the streets in search of a rabid animal. I picked the lanes of the Green Park market for this endeavor but unfortunately, my labour was fruitless since I did not encounter a single animal with rabies anywhere—so much for being the rabies capital of the world I guess… But I did encounter something else. Something infinitely sadder. I encountered her.  The abandoner. The heartbreaker.  And, to my dismay, she was sitting on a bench with another man, holding his hand. I watched them from a distance. They were staring straight ahead, not saying much to each other. Then she turned to him and murmured something and got up and went into a café to use the bathroom. While she was gone, I watched him. He was rather plain-faced, like a shaved potato with eyes and mouth. I try hard and yet can no longer remember his face. But as I watched him, a thought struck me. I went and sat down beside him and said, “Can I ask you a few questions?” “Yes surely,” he replied. “What’s your height?”  “5’10,” he said. “What’s your favourite beer?” “Budweiser.” “What’s your favourite quote?” “Everything happens for a reason.” And while I sat there, confused, this man held my hand and said, “Let’s go babe.”  “I’m sorry, you’ve confused me for someone else,” I said and got up. He looked at me for a long time, then shook his head and apologized for the mix-up. When I got home that evening I was a little confused. Something strange had happened, I could tell. ying in bed and contemplating what had occurred and also the strange vicissitudes of life, I realised that I really liked this word— vicissitudes. I liked its sibilant sound, its way of seeming so epic and grand.  So I started listing other words that I really liked. I liked stratagem, guacamole, trounce, hullabaloo, brouhaha, vermicular, maelstrom, kumquats, pachyde- The doorbell rang. I went and opened the door to see a girl standing on the steps with a travel bag, grinning at me. She stepped in and kissed me on the cheek and said, “Aren’t you going to ask me how my trip was?” “…how was your trip?” “So fun!” she said as she tossed her jacket on the table and crashed on the sofa. “Can you make me a coffee?” she asked. “I’m sooooooo tired.” “Uhh…how do you take it?” She looked at me in confusion. “You know this babe. Remember? Without sugar?” That night the sex was also unremarkable. It all felt very milquetoast now since her arms hurt from doing that position I enjoyed. Later when she fell asleep, there was a small smile on her face, while I looked out the window at the night sky and thought deep thoughts. The next morning, she was very talkative. She made me sit down on the sofa with her and told me about her trip to Landore or Lahore or one of those places, god knows, it was all rather dull. It was something about the first time she’d been on a solo trip and how it had been so liberating and what not. I didn’t know why her hands moved so animatedly, why her speech was so fast, why she seemed so excited to tell me all this stuff.  She even asked me how my article was going. I told her about its success. I told her that for my next article, I was focusing on rabies and she nodded and said, “Good idea.” I informed her of my responsibility as a journalist to tell people about the dangers of the outside world. She nodded, did oohs and aahs to show me she was listening.  But really I just wanted to finish this conversation and go back to writing my article.  The next few days passed crawlingly. For everything she did—the way she sipped her coffee noisily, the way she sang songs out of tune while bathing, the way she overcooked her scrambled eggs in the morning, folded the bedsheet, listened to those Taylor Swift songs on Spotify, leant forward and nodded when I spoke at length—irked me. For, in truth, I missed the one who had broken my heart. With her, every day had unraveled like a mystery, a wonderful surprise, like breakfast in bed! She seemed completely unaware of this of course. Instead, she clung to me every day with the same excitement, the same vigour. Somehow, that made things worse. And so one day, without knowing where I was going, where I would rest, I just stepped out.  I walked the earth. I walked through apartment complexes, city streets, shopping malls, and restaurants. The whole world seemed but a parade of couples—in love, in anger, in bitterness, in misery. I saw an old couple holding hands and walking down the road with sweet smiles on their faces. I saw a young couple making out in a park after dark. I saw a couple sitting in a restaurant staring at their meal, not talking to each other. I saw a man get down on his knees and present another man with a diamond ring in a library. I saw a couple dancing softly to music through their apartment window. And I thought of this thing that either my father had told me or I had read somewhere or watched in a film: God has made someone for everyone. Except for me of course, I sighed When would my turn come, I wondered, lost in thought, as I entered another apartment complex. Would I feel the jitterbugs of love again? Would I ever settle? Or would I keep floating about from person to person? I heard a voice then. A woman, shouting, “Babe! Honey! Sweetheart!” continuously from inside her house. I walked up to her flat and saw the front door open. I entered to the sight of her standing in the kitchen with hands on her waist. She looked at me and said, “Where have you been?!” “I…” “Did you bring the groceries?” For a moment I was quiet. Then I said, “No, sorry babe.” She sighed. “You never bring the groceries.” I walked up to her, held her in my arms and said, “I’m so sorry. Next time I’ll definitely bring the groceries.” “Promise?” she said. “Promise.”  And then I hugged her. Through the window I saw a man walking up to the front door with a packet of bread and fruits in hand. I quickly broke away from her and walked up to the door.  “Can I help you?” I asked as he was entering. The man looked at me for a while and then said, “I…uhh…live here?” I gave him my warmest smile and said, “I’m sorry, there must be some confusion, you see I live here.”  He looked at me for a long time.  He looked at the flat for a long time.  Then he shook his head and turned around and wandered away in confusion. *** Things are going so well with her.  We wake up in the morning and make a delicious and homely breakfast of eggs and coffee and pancakes. In the afternoon we fall asleep in each other’s arms and in the evening we cook dinner while her wonderful collection of old ghazals—she loves ghazals! —plays in the background. We eat dinner on the couch, watching a film, our shoulders touching. And after dinner, as we continue watching the film, she will rest her head on my shoulder and doze off. Sitting there, smelling her coconutty hair, her hand in mine, sometimes I feel that this is all I want from life. Isn’t it wonderful? The newness of that intimacy, of another person whom you desire, that wondrous time of getting to know each other? Sometimes when we go on walks in the colony we will see her ex, wandering about with groceries in hand, still looking for his home. There is a lost look on his face. Poor guy. I wish I could help him. But thankfully she doesn’t even notice him and we walk past him every time. She likes to take me to the garden in the colony. There, amidst children playing and old couples on their evening walks, we will open our picnic basket and sit on the grass and have cucumber sandwiches and discuss which couple we’ll look like when we’re older. She says I’ll look like one of those aging professors, those austere and solemn types. I tell her she’ll look like one of those older celebrities, the ones who carry themselves with poise and grace. We laugh as we imagine ourselves coming to the same park for our evening walks. Probably be like that couple strolling and meandering at their own leisurely pace. And then we will get up and walk back, holding hands.  We will cross her ex again. But to her, he remains a stranger. One night while asleep in bed with her I have a strange dream. In it, I see a feather swirling and twirling in the air. I stand and watch it while the wind pushes against my body. I then feel the wind subside and the feather make its slow, undulating way towards me. I cup my palms to catch it.  How long do we go on? Months?  Weeks? It feels like this is the longest I have ever been in a relationship and yet we seem to be going strong. One day, while sitting with her on the sofa and staring out the window, I have this strange feeling that I don’t want to get up from here ever. That I want to stay here, with her, all my life. I realize that I have had it, floating from one person to another, that this is my permanent resting place. I don’t know where this feeling comes from, why it arrives, and whether it will stay. But I think it will stay. I feel it will stay. I feel too within me a strange churning. And I don’t know why I say it, what makes me say it, but I get down on one knee and with outstretched arms ask her: “Will you marry me?” She looks at me with raised eyebrows. I am as surprised as she isthat I have said what I said. When she realizes I am serious, I see a sudden nervousness fall upon her face. She gets up and begins pacing the room frantically and says, “I…don’t know…I think…” I get up and say that she doesn’t have to decide now, that she can think about it, that any answer is okay, that she shouldn’t feel pressured to make a decision and so on. She sits down again and nods. For a moment we are silent as I await her response.  Then, with an air so much calmer, so much more measured, and with an unwavering coolness, she says, “Yes, I will marry you.” I jump up and dance around in joy. She smiles at me and asks me to sit down again and in excitement I tell her that we should tell all our friends and we should start planning already and we should call our parents and- She raises her hand to stop me. She says, “What do you want for breakfast?” “Breakfast?” “Yes. I don’t know, I feel hungry all of a sudden.” I shrug. “I feel like pancakes!” she says. “Okay!” “Pancakes it is!” she says and gets up from the sofa and makes her way to the kitchen. I hear the sound of utensils, of a stove being lit, and I ease into the sofa and make myself comfortable. I feel a soft current running through my body. A strange nervous excitement that makes me float above everything. I feel like- “Babe,” she says from the kitchen. “Yes?” I hear a large sigh. “I think we’re out of milk and eggs.”  “Oh.” “Will you go out and get some?” “Of course I will!” I say and get up.  “Cool.”  “Be back in five minutes.”  As I make my way out of the house with a bag in hand, I try to return to my chain of thoughts. What was I thinking? For the life of me I can’t remember, my mind’s all over the place. It also doesn’t help that I am distracted. First by the ex—still holding on to his groceries, still adrift on the road, mouth open in a daze—and then, as I step out of the colony, as I make my way towards the grocery store, by the others.  How did I not notice them while entering the complex? For I am confronted by them. By so many of them. By hordes of them. Men and women on the road, with groceries in hand, lumbering about. They moan and they groan and I watch them, perturbed.  Suddenly, I feel a hand grab my shoulder. A woman, gaunt, toothless, ragged. “Good sir…can you help me find my home…” she croaks into my face. I walk away. “Good sir…pleeeeeease…” I ignore her and keep moving, keep watching. I watch the dazed look on their faces. The upwards stare, the entreaty in their eyes, the shuffling of their feet. They are so thin, so malnourished. Who knows how long they’ve been carrying these groceries? Who knows how heavy they must feel?  Dammit! What a bummer to stumble upon them on such a happy occasion! I need to distract myself. So I think of the warm pancakes that await me. Her smiling face. Our wedding. And as I reach the store, I start to feel better. So I turn and look at them once more, these sad little people, this little zombie herd. And I feel so thankful I am not like one of them, that unlike this swarm I have a home, a resting place that—after I get milk and eggs for my one little love—I will immediately be marching back to! Abhishek Basak is a writer and theatre actor based in Delhi, India. His short stories have been longlisted twice for the Toto Creative Writing Award and have been featured in the Fountain Ink Magazine, Gulmohar Quarterly, and MeanPepperVine.

Broadcasting from the End of the World   ​​​​​​1. “America loves to repeat its mistakes — one half the world drowns while the other celebrates— reveling in their victory cries — (so-called “Christians” do the least “Christian” things) — god save us from the grave they pave for us — Stars and Stripes with specks of blood — red dunce cap of the narcissistic sexist racist zombie(s) enslave us— the 34-time-convicted felon leads his fellow inmates to take over the asylum — January 6th, Part Two – dismantling the system of education that gives the ever-hungry mind a chance to escape the shackles it was born into – (so-called “Christians” do the least “Christian” things)-- we’re all bodies cuffed to one another – cows in the slaughterhouse whose brains have been deliberately softened by social media, Faux (Fox) news, an algorithmic echo chamber that only allows others to confirm what they already believe – so that we don’t realize what danger we are in –  its the stunting and the stunning of the human cattle– the shot to the brain before we’re suspended, dangling, bleeding – the dehiding and evisceration might’ve already taken place – (so-called “Christians” do the least “Christian” things)-- and who will speak for the innocent animals thrown into this situation? – our voice (box) is already being removed – heart-like, it will quiver, spurt out a few drops of blood, and die with its knuckles raised in a faint-like fashion over its head a few moments later with the words ‘Why me?’ stamped in red ink on its permanently blue, immobile lips– America loves to repeat its mistakes.”   ​​​​​2.   He would broadcast daily from the end of the world – much as he did decades before the 34-time-convicted felon took over – to those who didn’t know they were already enslaved – those force fed “Christian”, Nationalistic doctrines, propaganda they accepted with an idle bob of the head – through speakers culminated from his fingertips – words, songs utilizing the quiet melody of the page – via the most secretive yet immediate PA system – the mind – and, though some understood and related to his message (especially the more understanding, open-minded, marginalized souls), it was lost on the less innocent animals who were herded, couldn’t leave through poor wages and a sense of “American exceptionalism”, “patriotic duty”, and various other pride-instilling nonsense terms that had been hand printed on the gray matter of their unquestioning brains since birth – and, though this was his prediction, he still broadcast every day from the end of the world – hoping his fingers gracefully weaving threads on computer keyboards – frantically fuming truth – pen dancing across the page with a straightforwardness that demanded attention from even the least concerned onlooker– would be the antidote for the shot to the brain – the green slime serum – that have left us all so stunted and stunned – two times over – America loves to repeat its mistakes.   ​​   ​​​​​3.   “In today’s news, one half of the world drowned while the other celebrated,” he reported. “So called ‘Christians’ do the least ‘Christian’ things.” (It's All) Too Much, But Not Enough feet arched in painful sidestep, a sweeping, lifelong misstep, across the same cracked concrete Dollar General entrance walkway i walked over in my teens, feeling like life was too much, my worry won’t go away i walked over in my 20’s, feeling like life was too much, my worry won’t go away i walked over in my 30’s, and now into my 40’s, feeling like life is too much, my worry won’t go away   and i have a sick child at home and i still must find the will to write today and the leaves need mowed and raked, several days of effort itself, before the winter snows come   and i’m behind on all my bills and i’m worried that I won’t have enough gas to get me to my next payday, which is two whole days from now   and i’m worried that I won’t be able to get my kids to their daily barn stops and to their dance classes because of this lack of gas, lack of motivation, lack of money, lack of self-esteem, lack of success in both my day and in my daydream jobs   and i’m worried that i’m too boring, too ugly, too one-note, too quiet, too introverted   i’m too much, but not enough   and i’m worried about missing a movie i’m planning on seeing tonight because of lack of money, lack of time   (even petty, temporary worries stab the heart hard with frantic fervor)   and i’m worried that my writing will continue to get ignored and i’m worried that publishers and literary contests will continue to do the same with my eagerly submitted verses, tales, manuscripts   and i’m worried that the writing i’ve dedicated my life to is just another hollow sham that won’t expose itself as such until there is little life left in me — if these endless worries are really life at all—   and i’m worried that my voice is fading, irrelevant, inconsequential—   i’m too much, but not enough   (even petty, temporary worries stab the heart hard with frantic fervor)   and i’m worried about inflation— affording the rising, unaffordable price of everything   (i can’t even afford the gas to get me to work to pay for the gas to get me to work)   and i’m worried about people becoming evermore hostile, vulgar, loud, and self-absorbed   and what that says about where we are all headed   and i’m worried about not having enough money for Christmas, for my daughters’ after school activities, and having enough time off work for family holiday gatherings   (i know i can’t afford either)   and i’m worried about the recent presidential election, a nation once again trumped, and what it says about what really lurks in the hearts of mankind   and what that says about where we are all headed   and i’m worried about my job trying to target me with unnecessary write ups for things i didn’t do   and that my supervisors are trying to either fire me or get me to quit, regardless of the many years i have there under my belt and the many tasks i simultaneously pull off every day there   and i’m worried   and i’m tired   and i’m tired of being worried   just as i always have been when i make these early morning, 8 a.m. Dollar General trips   and as i find myself again walking over this familiar cracked concrete with the same familiar, cracked worries, concrete thoughts   (“i’m too much, but not enough”)   just as i was when i was at this place, thinking the same thoughts, going through the same motions in my teens, 20’s, 30’s, and now into my 40’s   feet arched in painful sidestep   a sweeping, lifelong misstep   (even petty, temporary worries stab the heart hard with frantic fervor)   i’m too much, but not enough. Andrew Buckner is a multi award-winning poet, filmmaker, and screenwriter. His short dark comedy/horror script  Dead Air!  won Best Original Screenwriter at the fourth edition of The Hitchcock Awards.  Also a noted critic, author, actor, and experimental musician, Buckner runs and writes for the review site AWordofDreams.com .

It was a box, and who had three thousand bucks to spend on a box? Her daddy would have said, just wrap me in a bedsheet and drop me in a hole . All the same, Julie let herself be led around the burgundy-carpeted showroom, pretending to consider all the choices and options. The Oxford, the Wellington, the Legacy, the Elite. Stainless steel and bronze, fine hardwoods in oak, mahogany, and cherry, overhead lights positioned to make the polished wood glow. It was a box. Yet the lock and rubber gasket seal of the Oxford caught her eye. She thought of a coffin she’d seen unearthed after Katrina—so small, it must have held a child, perched sad and surreal on a pile of debris not far from what was once the Biloxi Beach Arcade. Half-open and rusted through in that mess of lumber and moldy insulation and raw poultry strewn from shipping containers tossed around like Coke cans by the thirty-foot wall of water.  “Did you have anything in particular in mind for your dad?” The tone of the funeral director’s assistant was practiced, reverential. There were more questions—full couch or half couch, meaning a one-piece or two-piece lid.  “Half,” Julie said. She glanced down at the FTC-mandated casket price list she’d been given in advance. “But I was thinking of something, you know,” she paused, “simpler.” “Oh sure, sure. Absolutely. No problem at all. Why don’t we take a look at our, um, particleboard line?” The gray-suited man indicated a small, adjoining space, off the main showroom floor. “Less expensive but just as elegant. Any one of them would make a fine resting place for Mr. Malavich.” “Maravich.” “Maravich, sorry. Slip of the tongue.” That slip of the tongue irritated Julie, maybe more than it should. But then she’d pulled an overnight shift at the casino. Her eyes burned, and her head was starting to throb. For eight hours, she’d stared at a video monitor—not to catch gamblers cheating but employees thieving. Kitchen help and servers, mainly women, wrapping a muffaletta or calzone in a napkin and stuffing it in their bag for hungry kids at home, a violation of policy she could never bring herself to report. She was hungry herself, and the background muzak was a little too loud, a melody she recognized from a cheesy eighties song her Aunt Becky used to like, “The Wind Beneath My Wings.” Suddenly, fiercely, she wanted to get it over with and leave. They took one step down to the smaller room, with a lower ceiling and tan carpet. On a platform in the center of the room sat one casket, two others racked against the back wall.  “Now, the Hampton,” said the man, running his hand along the beige quilted lining, “is our most popular model in this price range. Real strong, real sturdy.” But after the word sturdy, he seemed to run out of things to say and stepped back, waiting, his palms together in a gesture that seemed vaguely spiritual. Randomly, Julie wondered if anybody ever asked to lie down in them, try them out. Not that she planned to be the first. She walked all around the platformed box, if only to make it seem as though price were not the only consideration. The dark wood veneer, lifting at one corner, reminded her of a folding card table she’d bought years ago at Dollar General. The thing wobbled like it was knee-walking drunk if you so much as rested an elbow on it. And the Hampton emitted a faint odor—a gluey, chemical, headachy smell like the FEMA trailer the two of them had lived in for months after the hurricane. No matter how they aired the place out, they never did get rid of that smell. The handles, three on each side, were shiny and gold-colored, like a cheap bathroom faucet.  Still, it was the obvious choice. The small life insurance policy would only cover about half the expenses. Cremation would have been the cheapest option, but her daddy was old-school Catholic and believed in the bodily resurrection, unswayed by arguments about early saints drawn and quartered, boiled in oil, devoured by lions, baptized believers pulverized on fields of battle.  She scanned the price list sheet, which listed the Hampton at $650. “$650’s the total cost for this one?” “Yes ma’am, that’s the total, tax included. But without the commemorative head panel.” By which Julie assumed he must mean the praying hands and “In God’s Care” inscription on the inside of the lid.  “And with a polyester overlay, not satin, like the display model. And no memory drawer, but of course, you can put whatever you want in the bed with your dad. Pictures, letters, fishing rods, pool cues. Just yesterday we buried a lady with a po boy and a Bud Lite.” She walked all around the thing once more. She opened her mouth to say she would take it, that it would work just fine, because of course, it would. But in the same instant, she pictured her daddy lying right there in the casket, not three feet from where she stood. In one of the prized black or navy tailored suits, the only luxuries the man had ever allowed himself. She saw the beaklike nose and age-cratered face, the hands stiffly folded. The worn brown rosary beads draped over those permanently gnarled fingers from all the years of shrimping and trawl repair and odd jobs in the off-season. She saw the smile-shaped scar on his right jaw, a souvenir from the time he’d had one too many and hurled a flowerpot through the living room window in a fit of rage at Julie’s stepmom.  And the leg, of course. She saw that, too. Amputated above the right knee because nobody at the nursing home cared enough, or had time enough, to keep up with the blood sugar checks. They were easy to do and required no medical training. You could buy a kit over the counter at Walgreens, prick the pointer finger with a pen-shaped reader that displayed a number in seconds on a small digital screen. She could have helped with that, could have bugged the nurses about it, or gone there and checked it herself. But not from the TV room of the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility, 12 months of her life wasted on a charge of simple possession. The day they released her, she’d had her cousin drive her straight down to the nursing home. Stopping at the front desk for her visitor’s badge, walking down the polished tile corridor, pausing outside the door to his room, she’d tried to steel herself. But it was all she could do not to weep when he saw the stump outlined under the sheet.  I’ll take this one. The words were on her lips. But there was a place inside her, one she had no name for, somewhere between her heart and stomach. And in this place she had no name for, she felt a twisting, an actual physical sensation, like hands wringing out a dishrag, and goddamn it. She couldn’t do it.  Instead, she raised her arm and pointed. She heard herself say, “I’ll take that one,” meaning the most beautiful box she’d ever seen. A gleaming, sky-blue limo of a box. A stainless-steel casket with brushed nickel hardware, a plush velvet lining so white it hurt her eyes, and a lock and seal—the Oxford. The man raised his eyebrows in surprise but quickly complimented Julie’s taste. The Oxford was his personal favorite, he said, and what a wonderful tribute to her dad. Now, if Julie would just follow him to the office, they’d enter the order so warehouse could get the ball rolling. In the office, she sank into a soft wing chair and sipped complimentary coffee while the man sat behind a massive desk, tapping a laptop keyboard and peering through his bifocals at the screen. When he was done, Julie pulled out her wallet and credit card, only hesitating a moment, running the pad of her thumb back and forth over the raised numbers. Then she handed it over. Walking out through the parking lot, she smelled the rain that was forecast, coming in from the Gulf. The wind was starting to pick up, and she knew there’d be whitecaps dotting the Sound. She slid into the Cavalier, turned the key in the ignition, and the engine caught on the second try. Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz. Her phone vibrated in her purse, and she silenced it, knowing it was Heather, calling on her break to check in. She’d wanted to come but hadn’t been able to take off work. It would be a problem for Heather, spending money they didn’t have on a casket they didn’t need. Already she could feel her disapproval, hear her voice saying they’d never get out of debt at this rate and they might as well forget either of them going back to school anytime soon. And she was right. Julie could never justify the foolish purchase. What could she possibly say? She didn’t know. But maybe the simplest explanation was the best. A Dollar General casket wouldn’t go with the suit. In death, as in life, her daddy was a sharp-dressed man.  Amelia Franz's fiction and non-fiction have appeared in Image Journal, Reckon Review, Hippocampus Magazine, Prime Number Magazine, Peatsmoke Journal, and other literary magazines. "Sharp Dressed Man" is part of a work-in-progress--a story collection set in the Gulf Coast town of Biloxi, Mississippi, near where she grew up.

I scanned through my binoculars, thinking I was alone until I saw a man peering back at me through his own. I had been spotted. The ornithology lab sent a rare bird sighting alert: an Inca Dove in the botanical gardens a couple of hours prior to my trip. Never having seen one, I stuffed sunflower seeds in my trench coat and sped over, with my unique obsession. She had somehow traveled out of her range on the coldest day of the year, which just so happened to be my day off work, a Tuesday. I just knew she would be hiding by the pond, but she wasn’t alone, as I had expected. The pond was the perfect place for her to hunker, as many birds had over the years. I couldn’t go down there, alone, because being alone with men had never gone well for me in the past. Damn him.  Livid that I couldn’t go birdwatching without a chaperone, I simmered near the exit gate, where I felt safer. I was determined to wait him out, but the wind pricked my face like a woodpecker with a needled beak for over an hour.  I lost hope when the man slid a sandwich out from his backpack. He stood up and started walking but left his backpack on the bench. Damn him . Then, I realized he was walking toward me, sandwich in hand. I froze in place. He peered past me as if he were hypnotized. I thought he might have been medicated or on the spectrum, like me. I wanted to run out screaming, but his steps were as soft as a baby crawling. He didn’t speak, but his icy breath hung in the grates of the gate a few feet away from me. He pointed his leather glove to the lattice about ten yards from where I had been standing the whole time. There she was: the dove was puffed up and exposed to the blustery wind.  I thanked him with the realization that he might have been the one who reported the sighting. At the very least, he knew about Inca Doves and was the kind of person who would endure the elements and prepare a lunch to ensure he saw one. I felt guilty for assuming the worst of him. We shared a unique obsession, if not more. He turned away and walked back to the pond, eating his sandwich, while I stayed behind and lobbed sunflower seeds toward her. She eyed me like I was a predator: a hawk, or hunter. I sifted the seeds from my pockets into a mound near the ground cover and hoped it would shield her from the wind and actual predators. I left her to fuel up for the night or make it to her next stop, then looked over my shoulder all the way home.

Sometimes Billy is an Elephant. Sometimes not. When Billy is an elephant, he is trunk and tusk and floppy ears, and he never forgets that he loves me. Today he is not an elephant. I can tell by the splash of cologne wafting from his neck as he sits down to breakfast. A dab of  Dior Sauvage  he knows I don’t like, that I prefer his usual flat gray scent. The cologne is light, but it fills the room above the scrambled eggs. I’ll be working late tonight , he says. He reaches for the salt even though he knows how I hate it when he puts salt on whatever I am serving. Like it needs more flavor. Like  I need more flavor. I come from a family of no flavor and that’s just fine with me. My mother, a faded housedress and my father, the remote in his hand. Nothing different from day to day and they lasted 40 years. When I met Billy, he reminded me of an elephant I had seen once at the city zoo. Billy was plod and lumber and so I assume he’d be a bland, saltless taste on my tongue. I ask Billy what is keeping him so late these days and he acts like he doesn’t remember. Oh, the usual stuff , he says, but lots of it . I try not to look at Billy’s ear, where the corner is missing from when the last woman’s husband sliced it off because he caught her in bed with Billy. I think how if Billy had been an elephant that time, if it had been one of those times he remembered he loved me, his ears would have been big enough, strong enough to flap that woman’s husband away, or better yet, the woman.  So, when Billy reaches across the table, I think for a second that he might be going to stroke my hair, say something like, I have to work late, but don’t forget I love you. But the part of me that is an elephant, the kind that remembers everything, knows better. That, in fact, he is just reaching for more salt. Francine Witte’s flash fiction and poetry have appeared in numerous journals. Most recently, her stories have been in Best Small Fictions and Flash Fiction America. Her latest flash fiction book is RADIO WATER (Roadside Press.) Her upcoming collection of poetry, Some Distant Pin of Light  is forthcoming from Cervena Barva Press. She lives in NYC.