satire

"Being the Bear" by Michele Markarian

“All I have to do is put on a bear costume and march for two hours?” Jen asked. “Yes.” The casting agent on the other end of the phone...

"Main Character Energy" by Christian Fitzgerald

“Well, Maurice, sunlight is canceled.” “I’ll add it to the list, Mr. Crush.” Craig Crush cast aside the tablet he had been reading from...

"Wrong Side of the Ice Wall" by Aaron Jacobs

Let me tell you about the time I was eight and made my big screen debut in Cannibal Family. I played Billy Barker, the youngest son of a...

"The Last Conspiracy Theory" by Brenda Anderson

Wake Up, Sheeple! We bring you RICE IN SPACE, the greatest conspiracy of all time. Space itself, of course, is a giant cover-up but...

"News from Lake Amnesia" by Jack Garvey

The Holiday Party When friends asked me to join them at a Christmas party, I didn't want to go empty-handed, and I had no idea what the...

"Barry the Millennial" by Daniel Groves

Have you ever awoken in the morning filled with a sense of dread? That today the world might end and you wouldn’t mind because then you...

"MBGA: Or, America’s First HOA" by Allison Vincent

NARRATOR: Good evening, I’m Bartleby Zane and you’re watching the Cracks of Time where we examine historical moments that might have...

"Thank you for shopping at Wingmans" by Kellie Scott-Reed

Thank you for shopping at Wingmans We appreciate your feedback! Date of Service: 9/20/21 Comments: It’s not every day that one life is...