"The Grate Debate" by B. P. Gallagher
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“You’re everything that’s wrong with this country, do you know that?” “Me? I’m sorry sweetheart, I thought that was your side.”...
Sep 244 min read
"Taylor Swift Stole My Daughter" by Kirsten Oerke
Someone, please help me get these Taylor Swift songs out of my head. It’s not my fault, it’s my tween, Hailey. She plays the pop...
Sep 241 min read
"The Secretary of State for the Heavens" by Simon Ravenscroft
One day the sky turned red and the public blamed it on the new Secretary of State for the Heavens. On the contrary, said the Secretary of...
Sep 33 min read
"THE DAY I BECAME A TED TALK HATER" by Zoé Mahfouz
Hi everyone, my name is none of your business and I’m a TED Talk hater. Watching TED Talks started out as a distraction. Something...
Jul 218 min read
"Death Date: N/A" by Sarah Skinner
Photo by Sarah Skinner Lori waited outside the HR office of Symtek Call Center. Her fingers turned pale as she squeezed the portfolio....
Jul 211 min read
"Irreversible" by John Szamosi
After listening to a speech on injustice, Cannon Fodder decided to petition the Council to turn him back into young people. He went to...
May 2715 min read
"Social Camp" by Mike Craig
Sometimes Esther put a towel around her head because nothing else worked. The noise and thrum of the city, the insistent beeping of...
May 2710 min read
"The Workshop" by Lori D'Angelo
Clive Owen, a former acrobat who’d stayed in shape, came to graduate fiction workshop each week in an azure-colored leotard. The only...
Dec 12, 202337 min read
"Man's Best Friend" by C.W. Scogna
My name is Butch Kissimmee IV and I’m going to die soon. Soon is the operative word, as I have only just turned the big 8-0-0-0, well...
Nov 12, 20235 min read
"The Walrus Cometh" by Susan Andrelchik
At first it was just Starbucks but then the old ones discovered the independent coffee shops. There were so many new patrons that the...
Aug 20, 20235 min read
"Being the Bear" by Michele Markarian
“All I have to do is put on a bear costume and march for two hours?” Jen asked. “Yes.” The casting agent on the other end of the phone...
Jul 9, 202316 min read
"Main Character Energy" by Christian Fitzgerald
“Well, Maurice, sunlight is canceled.” “I’ll add it to the list, Mr. Crush.” Craig Crush cast aside the tablet he had been reading from...
May 13, 202316 min read
"Wrong Side of the Ice Wall" by Aaron Jacobs
Let me tell you about the time I was eight and made my big screen debut in Cannibal Family. I played Billy Barker, the youngest son of a...
Apr 16, 20232 min read
"The Last Conspiracy Theory" by Brenda Anderson
Wake Up, Sheeple! We bring you RICE IN SPACE, the greatest conspiracy of all time. Space itself, of course, is a giant cover-up but...
Jul 24, 20229 min read
"News from Lake Amnesia" by Jack Garvey
The Holiday Party When friends asked me to join them at a Christmas party, I didn't want to go empty-handed, and I had no idea what the...
Jun 27, 20226 min read
"Barry the Millennial" by Daniel Groves
Have you ever awoken in the morning filled with a sense of dread? That today the world might end and you wouldn’t mind because then you...
Feb 6, 20225 min read
"MBGA: Or, America’s First HOA" by Allison Vincent
NARRATOR: Good evening, I’m Bartleby Zane and you’re watching the Cracks of Time where we examine historical moments that might have...
Oct 16, 20213 min read
"Thank you for shopping at Wingmans" by Kellie Scott-Reed
Thank you for shopping at Wingmans We appreciate your feedback! Date of Service: 9/20/21 Comments: It’s not every day that one life is...
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