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Feb 412 minhumor"Irrational Fears" by Mark BarlexCheck-in was smooth, baggage drop easy. The absence of belts, buckles, coins and earrings meant she cleared security having expended a...
Jan 216 minhumor"I Airdropped My Pussy to Everyone in This Airport" by V Garmon KoskiIt took one misclick. As a checker and rechecker I let the impulse to recheck go just once. And in one fell swoop, I airdropped my pussy...
Jan 77 minhumor"How to Live a Fulfilled Life" by Tyler Plofker1.) Wake up. It is important to first wake up. Set your alarm for 4:59 a.m., but wake up at 4:58 a.m. This will establish your dominance...