All the Single Women
were invited to the pilot program of HappilyEverAfter where the newly invented HomoSapiens
module would spit out genetic codes to assemble their perfect partner. The single women
presented their mile-long list: thick finger-losing never-thinning hair, good teeth, perfect toilet
aim, fart-less butt, diamond-gifter etc. They shriek with joy at the sight of their handsome man,
but soon their men shrugged away to flirt with younger and more beautiful women. Outraged
women ripped each other’s mane before turning away from their foolishness, hair flying like
freedom flags. Left to their own device, men melted back into a puddle of primordial soup.