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"BOB’S 'VARSITY' BARBER SHOP" by Stephen Barile



BOB’S “VARSITY” BARBER SHOP

was located on the corner of Barton Avenue

And Tulare Street, in a small shopping center

Next door to the Post Office, and across

The street from Roosevelt High School.

There were three barber-chairs, and eight seats

For waiting customers..

A wall-length mirror hung behind the eight chairs,

And a similar one in back of the barbers;

Bob, and his brother-in-law, Hank,

Both graduates of Moler Barber College.

On the counter behind them were hair clippers,

Brushes and combs, brilliantine,

And Barbicide, hair crème, pomade, scissors,

A shaving cup, and brush, a straight razor,

And a hand-held barber mirror.

Bob had a picture hanging

By the mirror, so it could be seen

From anywhere inside the shop,

Of an aborigine from Borneo

Showing his teeth, a bone in his nose,

Under the picture it said, with a species

Of blatant racism that those times

Blindly excused: “Willie McCovey.”

Near the bathroom, a box of men’s magazines

Full of stories of fearless males, bloody murders,

And mindless females with sleek and shapely bodies:

Argosy, King, Sylk, and Buck magazines,

The National Police Gazette.

In those days, men got haircuts regularly.

The chair by the door was reserved

For Bob’s customers. Anyone else

Went to Hank for a trim and straight-razor neck shave.

Bob’s special customers talked in a secret code

While they were getting their hair cut.

Language of the cock-fighting operation

Bob organized and ran every Sunday afternoon

Out behind the large chicken coop,

On his secluded five-acre place

In the old winery district of rural Fresno.

There were cash bets, whiskey drinking,

A boisterous display that went on for hours,

While roosters armed with sharpened spurs

Fought a bloody fight until one was dead.

The raucous disregard for life continued

Until it was too dark to see.

Varsity players from the teams

At Roosevelt High School across the street

Rarely patronized Bob’s Barber Shop.

Occasionally, the DeVeaux brothers

Might come in for a trim on Saturdays,

But mostly there were neighborhood working men

Who knew each other’s names.

After Bob finished with a haircut,

Dusting a clean-shaven neck with talc,

He went to a glass jar on the counter

And removed a long black comb

From the disinfecting liquid,

Shook the comb, and used it to rake back

Both sides of his greased pompadour

Then pulled the front outward and down

So the long protrusion of lubricated hair

Took on the shape of a cock’s sharpened spur.




Stephen Barile, a Fresno native and poet, was educated in public schools. He attended Fresno City College, Fresno Pacific University, and California State University, Fresno. Stephen Barile taught writing at Madera Community College, and CSU Fresno. His poems have been published extensively. He lives and writes in Fresno.

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