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"Misandry" & "The Plan" by Shannon Deep



Misandry

I’ve known too many men

who are only brave about the wrong things

and whose swarm of tiny silences over dinner

cram their way down my throat

and fill me up

so that by dessert,

I can push away my untouched plate

and say

I’m full.

So I guess what I mean to tell these men is

Thank you. Now my bikini body will blow your dick off.

If only I could scrape up some gratitude

for the little things,

I could journal my way to equanimity,

which is basically equality if you squint

at the right dude’s op-ed.

Yes, if only I were grateful-as-an-aesthetic.

(Because doesn’t everything look fab in that font?)

If only I could gaze into their cocoon eyes and respond with grace—

“choose joy”—

if only, like they do,

I believed that the important part of benign misogyny

was the word

benign.

If only I were mad in the right register.

Because not all men

can hear the shrieking over the constant dog whistles.

And that’s my bad, really.

There are always problems if you’re looking for them, silly.

Comparison. The thief. All that.




The plan

Some nights the plan is just to come home

and gulp cold wine

on an empty stomach;

to let the monuments mean what they mean,

let the tape run out and flick its tail in the player;

to walk away and realize that you didn’t implode,

you didn’t even die,

you didn’t even fall over once on the damp sidewalk,

licked by wet leaves and ignored

by passersby who don’t mourn in your language.

No.

You wept quietly walking through the streets,

blurring the Christmas lights, the Beaux-Arts streetlamps,

and pressed the web of your hand to your nose

like an adult.

Like someone who understood that maybe

the real tragedy

is the bittersweet way that life does indeed go on.





Shannon Deep writes poetry, fiction, and creative nonfiction—and tries not to be a cliché while doing so even though she’s an American expat living in Paris, France. Her poems have appeared in The Shine Journal and Print Oriented Bastards, her fiction in The Grief Diaries, and her personal essays in The Huffington Post, Narratively, xoVain, Quarter Life Crisis, and elsewhere.

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