Types of Damage, or
The Michelin Man Has a Bad Day
happens when someone ignores
the warning "don't tread on me"
we were warned.
you know how when
you come out of the bar and you're
drunker than you thought? but damn
you're good at faking it! until
that wall comes out of nowhere,
This does not bode well.
Failed Tire Repair
So damn tired! SO tired.
is the result of that sidewall thing
that happened. If you're lucky,
Yeah, see, the floor?
It's like it's got waves in it.
You tried to be good.
It didn't work out.
*With apologies and thanks to the Uniroyal Tire Company.